Don't let the kids' vacation Make your sex life go on a Holiday

We understand it's not just the sun that's playing spoiler in your sex life this season, but also your brats' summer holidays. We teach you the art of bachchon se bachna

While vacation time for kids comes as great relief for school teachers, it spells a bad time as far as the school of sex is concerned.

You're anyway struggling to find private time, thanks to that 24X7 in-laws, and now, chirpy kids make for the perfect icing on the cake.The only solution to this problem is stealing every opportune moment that comes your way, and devising creative methods to keep the brat pack at bay when it comes to passion play. We lead the way.

Codename games

Don't fret if you can't seem to be able to communicate your urges in words when everyone's around.

Under the table footsie doesn't work either, lest the child ducks to pick up his dropped fork and encounters an intriguing session down below.

Chachas and chachis are always around, so there's no way nain-matakka would do the trick either.

We suggest, you build up your own love code to combat the crowd.

For example, 'I want it to rain' could mean an urge to feel wet you know where, or 'I'm getting fast food cravings' could mean desperate pangs for a quickie.

The clandestine nature of the talking will also help build the anticipation even more. Sign language is always sexier than the spoken word!

Jaldi jive

Quickies are the key to an active sex life amid kiddie presence at home. Once the sign language gets you going, lock yourselves up in a room and devour each other in record time, like the act could be ordered to stop at any time.

You never know when your li'l one knocks on the door, only to knock off that orgy in progress. Move faster, make it more intense a sense of fear only makes the whole thing more exciting and passionate.

Bath bath par

If finding a room for sex becomes difficult, what's the washroom for? Slip in for showers of bliss, and the sound of water won't let your moaning out of the walls.

Keep 'em busy

Buy new games that can be played for over an hour, get a nanny to handle them during the party, turn on cool cartoon or movie DVDs, bake their favourite dish do whatever it takes to keep them busy for a good while.

Calling their friends over to your place and arranging for a group entertainment or even holiday homework session helps, as long as you're not needed around.

Sending the kids out for hobby classes and workshops is also a good idea. Weeklong adventure tours work the best in this department.

While they're sleeping...

Thankfully, most children sleep soundly. When your youngster's fast asleep, gently latch the room door (yours
or his/hers), and make the most of your time together.

Sax can prove a great accomplice to sex, since it's soft enough to not wake up a sleeping soul, and yet strong enough to pump up the rhythm and stop the aahs and oohs from escaping your room.

Great getaways

Once you've helped your kids with their share of pampering, explain to them how you need some time off, too. Leave them at grandparents' for a weekend and take seat in a quiet resort somewhere closeby.

Don't use the pretext of travelling to another relative's, they might insist coming along, and not understand the logic.

Unnecessary lying is something you should always keep away from.

If you think your kids are old enough to understand the need for privacy, ask them if they're okay spending the night at a friend's pyjama party or at a cousin's place while mummy-daddy spend some time with each other.

Ace of base

Another smart idea is to use places the kids won't ever enter into, since they've been given clear instructions not to.

The garage, if you have one, can be a great place to let go of yourself, with the car as a seat of passion.

The basement, attic or storeroom are other options.

These hideouts are unlikely places your kids will peep into, and you won't even be missed if you slip into them. Best frequented after dark fall, though, in negligible light. Happy hiding, folks!